Ya know, I've been surfing the web for hours (really, hours!)trying to find something to write about that (a) pisses me off enough to write about it, but (b) doesn't piss me off so much it makes my head explode, and (c) can be adequately addressed within about five minutes to accommodate my very short attention span.
No luck, I'm afraid. So instead, enjoy a simple little poetry slam from Mr. SponsorPants.
I would have enjoyed his post even he didn't have the best blog name ever.