2. Among the things I can't find: Deoderant. Pillow Talk. Silverware. The cat.
3. There's a used condom and a couple of rolled-up used paper towels in the carport. I'm pretty sure they're not mine.
4. Rocket-the-Dog immediately made herself right at home by peeing on my bed.
5. Forrest, on the other hand. won't pee or poop at all.
6. Kitchens are not designed for short people.
7. I don't think they make HVAC air filters in that size or shape.
8. This time I'm buying a garbage can with wheels.
7. Thank God for 24/7 grocery stores.
8. My life is good today. Disorganized, but good.