Henny Penny looked sadly at Chicken Licken and replied, “I have nothing new to say. Everybody else has already said it better.”“Aww, you’re off your nut, Henny Penny!” said Chicken Licken. You have plenty to say!”
“It would be nice to start blogging again,” Henny Penny said with just a little bit of hope. “What do you suggest I write about?”“Ummm… Oh, I know! You’re in love. You haven’t blogged since you met her. Talk about that!
“Well, yes, I’m very much in love. She’s wonderful! Passionate, talented, sexy, and she has a job!”“Oh, that is new! Congratulations!” smiled Chicken Licken.
“Yeah, but that’s kind of personal.”Just then, Ducky Lucky came up. “Quack! Whatcha doin’?”
Chicken Licken replied, “I’m trying to get Henny Penny to start blogging again. She says she’d do it but she can’t think of anything to write about.”“Oh!” said Ducky Lucky. “Why don’t you write about your dear friend Mark King? He’s one of the Grand Marshals at Atlanta Pride this year, you know. And you do love riding on his coattails!”
“Hmmm. That’s a thought.” Henny Penny pursed her lips for a moment. “Naah. He gets enough publicity already without my help. Besides, he never did autograph my copy of his book, APlace Like This.”“I see your point,” quipped Ducky Lucky. “He’s already famous.”
“You know what?” Henny Penny said. “I’m going to post TODAY. I’m not going to put it off any longer!”“Quack! That’s the spirit!” Ducky Lucky shouted, and Chicken Licken cheered. Then the three friends sat down on the curb, in silence, thinking as hard as they could for a topic.
Owlie Jowlie wandered up the road to join them . “Sports!” is all he said.Henny Penny looked directly into Owlie Jowlie’s big round eyes. “Who the hell are you?” she snapped. And with that, Owlie Jowlie shuffled away, looking slightly hurt.
“What the fuck!” said Chicken Licken.Henny Penny, Chicken Licken, and Ducky Lucky all returned to deep thought, their chins resting in their hands. After a little while, Foxy Loxy came strutting over the hill, merrily whistling the theme from The David Susskind Show.
“What’s up, my fowl little friends?” Foxy Loxy sang.“Oh, Henny Penny is trying to decide what to blog about today,” said Chicken Licken.
“And about fucking time, too,” quacked Ducky Lucky.Foxy Loxy narrowed his eyes. “Why,that’s easy, Henny Penny. You’ve already got a draft post that’s chock full of angst and inner turmoil. Post that one.”
“That piece of bullshit?” clucked Henny Penny. “It’s self-indulgent and utterly narcissistic.” She paused for a moment and smiled. “I’ll post it tomorrow.”And so she will.